KILL IT! KILL IT!

From AP:
A Tennessee teen has baffled doctors by regularly shedding tears of blood.

Calvino Inman suffers bloody tears seeping from his eyes for up to an hour a day.

The 15-year-old is being teased at school for being “possessed” and doctors have been unable to diagnose his specific condition.

One theory is that Inman has a condition called haemolacria — literally meaning “bloody tears.” The condition can be triggered by a tumor or even a bad case of conjunctivitis (pink eye).

Inman, of Rockwood, Tenn., said: “I feel it coming up, like a tear, sometimes it will burn.”

His mother Tammy said: “I just truly want somebody to say they can help us.”

I’d like to go on record now, saying that someone should stake this kid before he bites his mom.  Or your mom.  Or anyone’s mom.  He smells like a Milfbiter to me.  Stake him now before it’s too late.  Stay strong, Calvino, one day the doctors will figure out the cure for Vampirism and then the school children will only pick on you because your name is Calvino and they’re from Tennessee.

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~ by chrismcdevitt on September 3, 2009.

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