Thanks To Gates Controversy, Portuguese People Are No Longer White.

From Fox News:
“Contrary to published reports that a ‘white woman’ called 911 and reported seeing ‘two black men’ trying to gain entry into Mr. Gates home, the woman, who has olive colored skin and is of Portuguese descent, told the 911 operator that she observed ‘two men’ at the home,” Murphy’s statement read.

Just in time for 2010, as the Government debates changing the sliding Terror/Color scale, it appears the American Media will be re-issuing the National Guide To Race/Ethnicity/Crayon Color.  Sorry Olive Skinned Americans, you are no longer White.  Italians, Portuguese, Swarthy New Zealanders: You are hereby put on notice, you better make sure your car registration is up to date, and your wallets don’t look like pistols.  Welcome to the minority.  I wonder what crayon Halfninjas have to use.

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~ by chrismcdevitt on July 27, 2009.

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