Dumbest Child Molester Ever

From KPTV.Com:
ALBANY, Ore. — A woman who called police to complain that neighbors were harassing her for having sex with a teen was arrested on charges she had sex with a 13-year-old, police said.

Albany police said they were called by Arlayne Cheryl Curiel, 24, on Saturday because her neighbors were harassing her about having sex with a 13-year-old.

Police investigated and determined that Curiel met a 13-year-old boy walking in downtown Albany on Friday and later that night he went to Curiel’s home at 2337 SE Salem Ave.

Curiel gave the boy alcohol and they both went to an unoccupied house next door, where they had sexual contact, police said.

Police arrested Curiel on charges of first-degree sex abuse, second-degree sodomy, second-degree rape, first-degree burglary and furnishing alcohol to a minor.

The investigation is ongoing and anyone with information about the case should call the Albany Police Department at 541-917-7686.

This is just a matter of common sense, but allow Ole’ Halfninja.com to offer you a little tip.  If your neighbors are calling you to harass you about committing a crime, it’s often best to make sure you are either innocent of those charges or not in the commission of that crime before notifying your local authorities.  When people call you and say, “Hey Kiddiefucker!”

Your first reaction should not be to call the police and tell them that your neighbors are calling you a kiddiefucker because you fuck kids.  This is what we call ‘counter-productive.’

~ by chrismcdevitt on July 24, 2009.

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