Too Fat To Fish, Too Drunk To Drive

TMZ is reporting that Artie Lange was arrested on suspicion of DUI in New Jersey just a few moments ago.

It’s unsubstantiated at this point, however, Artie usually does manage to manufacture some drama before or after LONG STERN SHOW BREAKS.

The real question is how did he fit behind the wheel?

UPDATE: Artie was reportedly in an accident in Toms River, NJ.

I like the hits from the searches but I hate being wrong and looking like a shit head. Ultimately, I’m just a blogger though. Who cares?  Opie of Opie And Anthony is twittering about it, so if it’s false, I won’t be the only shithead on shame mountain.


~ by chrismcdevitt on July 10, 2009.

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