Panic At The Disco BREAKS UP

From Their Website:
We just wanted to let you know, that the news of Ryan and Jon leaving the band is unfortunately true. It’s been an amazing journey being in a band with them, but sometimes individual tastes take friends in different directions and you can’t ignore it. They are some of the most talented guys we know, and we’re sure that whatever they do next will be great. That said, Panic At The Disco is alive and very very well. We are working on new songs that we are excited for you to hear. Our dates
with Blink and No Doubt start in a little less than a month, and we wouldn’t miss those for the world. We know everybody has a lot of questions at this point with everything being so out of the blue, most of those should be answered in the coming weeks. We appreciate every one of you, and hope you continue with us on this incredible ride.

Pay attention we have a surprise in store for you.

-Brendon and Spencer

PS we were cleaning out the practice space and you’ll never guess what we found!

That’s a shame. Their first album was really catchy and good. Then whoever wrote the songs (i.e, the dude who left) decided he was going to be a Beatle! At The Disco and put out an album of trash that the other guy (The dude who stayed) would have to sing.

Hopefully, the two remaining members of Panic at the Disco can find a flamboyantly artistic off-broadway composer who can help them regain the magic from their first album; kind of like a gay Mr. Miyagi meets Andrew Lloyd Webber.  As for what they found in the practice space?  I’ll bet it has teethmarks in it and smells like poop.

Please don’t kill yourself, Thomas.  I’m sure we’re only one failed solo project away froma  reunion tour.

~ by chrismcdevitt on July 7, 2009.

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