Grandma Got Back

From EWWWWWW I mean the AP:

AKRON, Ohio — Ohio police say a 52-year-old woman was attacked on her first day as an exotic dancer by a jealous co-worker wielding a stiletto heel.

Akron police Lt. Rick Edwards says the woman was assailed Friday night by a co-worker who didn’t think the club needed more dancers. Police say one of the dancers took her stiletto and repeatedly struck the woman in the face as she walked into the basement dressing room.

The woman was treated at a hospital and received seven staples. She has declined to press charges against her assailant.

Police say the woman took the job because she needed the extra money. She has refused to talk to police about what happened.

What the hell is going on in Ohio? 52 year old strippers? Really? She needed the extra money? Since when is ‘stripping’ a side gig? Didn’t she ever hear of Greeting People at Walmart? That’s what 50 Year Old People are supposed to do ‘part time’.

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Sure, Gramma may be a stripper, but at least she ain’t no snitch.

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~ by chrismcdevitt on April 21, 2009.

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