Polish Man Gets Penis Bitten Off By Best Friend

From Metro.Co.Uk:

A man was rushed to hospital after telling doctors how his best friend bit his penis off in a row – and swallowed it.
Horrified Marian Milczarek, 53, from Lesna in south west Poland, was attacked following a row with his friend – apparently over borrowing a trailer.

‘He began hitting me with a chain and then pulled down my trousers and started biting. It was agony,’ he said.

Police and medics could find no trace of Marian’s missing genitalia, and believe his attacker Wojciech Sowinski – now facing 10 years in jail – may have eaten it.

‘If we’d had the other bit of his penis we could have sewn it back on,’ said Dr Adam Domanasiewicz from the hospital in nearby Trzebnica, where Marian is recovering.

Halfninja to Victim: THAT MAN IS NOT YOUR FRIEND.

Friend thing:  It is acceptable for friends to ‘pants’ other friends.  This act however is usually performed in front of a third party for their ‘lols’.

Not a Friend thing:  ‘Pantsing’ an acquaintance as foreplay to an angry chomping over borrowed yard-appliances.

See the difference, Marian?

Advertisements

~ by chrismcdevitt on April 8, 2009.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

 
%d bloggers like this: