Mountain Dew Voltage
I don’t know if you’ve had this yet, but it tastes like liquid Swedish Fish with a little bit of Seltzer. I couldn’t drink it all the time, but it definitely has the potential to become a once-a-week indulgence. I bought one on a whim at the ghetto-ass Walgreen’s (next to the closed down KFC), and was pleasantly surprised. Dozer liked the smell of it on my breath as well.
Don’t actually bother clicking the above picture to learn more, that was just written on the jpg that I stole from BevReview.com. You won’t learn anything by clicking on that photo here, except perhaps that you have trouble comprehending what you read and a preternatural desire to give in to authority.