Why Younger Women Can Turn Into A Pain In The Ass

From DEAR ABBY:

DEAR ABBY: I am in my 70s, on Social Security and in my second
marriage
. My wife, “Irene,” is in her early 50s and holds a good job.
She also holds the purse strings, and allows me $5 a week for coffee
with my friends. I drive a little scooter, and Irene has given me a
gas credit card so I can get around.
Last week, I told her that I need some underwear and asked her for
her store credit card. She said she has a drawer full of nylon
panties and that I should wear them instead. She said when they are
worn out she will buy me some new men’s underwear. She also said she
didn’t want to waste any money on me since the panties are still
wearable.

What if someone finds out? Irene says that since I’m over 70 it
doesn’t matter. Do you think this is right?

– Prefers Briefs

DEAR PREFERS BRIEFS: No, I do not think it is right. Regardless of
your age, your feelings matter a great deal. You should wear
underwear in which you feel comfortable without having to worry about
anyone “finding out.”

Because your wife is so tight-fisted, please consider finding a part-
time job so you will have spending money of your own. Your wife may
be the wage earner in the family, but that doesn’t mean she should be
the only one “wearing the pants.”

So this guy doesn’t realize he can apply for a credit card in his and his wife’s name, since they have JOINT ASSETS?  He also doesn’t realize that at 70 he can go commando and no one will care?  I can’t count on one hand the number of times I’ve seen an old guys balls fall right out of his too short-shorts on a fishing trip, or hiking, or any other activity that old people can still do.

Sounds like this 70 year old guy oughta punch a bitch.

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~ by chrismcdevitt on October 27, 2008.

3 Responses to “Why Younger Women Can Turn Into A Pain In The Ass”

  1. Hello. I was reading someone elses blog and saw you on their blogroll. Would you be interested in exchanging blog roll links? If so, feel free to email me.

    Thanks.

  2. The following relates to old people as in “Get off my Lawn You
    Little Shits,” as said to little kids that want to retrieve
    their pet turtle that escaped during the Sarah Silverman Show and
    barely touched the lawn of an old man who was a dentist from another planet. “And if you use horse shit instead of dog crap the “Doze” is safe in that if the deserved victim of car paint-shitting who is really a Purp for car park blocking decides to look into your window they will be looking for a horse in your apartment and not a little dog that weighs less than a healthy quart of horse shit. Happy Spreading!

  3. Or the time the old guys balls and junk fell out of his robe when he was laying on his bed at that school in central jersey. Oh, the Dictorial Directors…

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