Thank God Favre Retired

I for one can’t believe this is an actual news story.  It reads like something you would find on The Onion.

This little Connecticut ragamuffin wore his #4 Favre jersey EVERYDAY for almost 5 years.  He got it as a Christmas present in 2003, and didn’t stop wearing it until April 23rd of this year.  Are you fucking kidding me?

You know, I’m all for letting children think for themselves but there comes a time when you have to step up and be a parent, and that time is on DAY 4 of the kid wearing the same shirt.  Not Year 4.  He’s not a fucking cartoon character, okay?  He can change clothes.  Instead his dipshit parents washed the jersey every other day and mended it when it tore.  Enabling the kid to be a weirdo.  I really hope he’s home schooled because if he isn’t there’s no reason the bullies couldn’t have ripped the jersey off this dopey kid’s back and sent him home with it in a very uncomfortable place.

You’re slacking, Connecticut.  You’re slacking.

I smell a lot of therapy in this kid’s future.

~ by chrismcdevitt on May 6, 2008.

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