Dumbest Man Alive Learns Banking Lesson

A man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business, Fort Worth police said.

Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, was arrested on April 22 on an accusation of forgery, police said.  He was also charged with Unlawful Possession of a Weapon and Possession of Marijuana.

 

Whatever ole’ Chuck was smoking must have been some good shit.  I doubt his girlfriend’s mother has 1/100th of that amount in her checking account.  Even if you got your hands on Bill Gates’ check book, a $360 Billion dollar check would bounce.  Even if it didn’t how was one guy going to get that much cash home.  $360 Billion will not fit in a Phat Farm Backpack.

$360 Billion?  Seriously?  I don’t know facts but I have to imagine that’s probably more than the GDP of China.

Here’s $360 Billion, Go Start a Record Business..

Jackass.

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~ by chrismcdevitt on May 1, 2008.

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