Are You Kidding Me?

I ask you, if some hillbilly sheriff from middle america told you this story, could you even follow it?  Why would you repeat a story that loses the listener three sentences in?  It’s like a reading comprehension test.  Read the story as told to Hillary by the Sheriff and see if you care.

It was there, in the living room that Clinton shared not just a couch but also policy concerns with Sheriff’s Deputy Bryan Holman. Unprompted, he took a deep breath and said, “I’d like to tell you a story of a young woman I know that didn’t have health insurance. She worked at a little pizza place around here, and she was pregnant and worked, of course, for minimum wage. She went to the hospital, and the hospital told her that she needed a $100 up front, which she didn’t have.”

He continued, “Of course, didn’t make a lot of money. So they had billed her a couple times for it. And after getting pregnant she went back, like I say, went back again. They told her she needed $100, which she didn’t have. And so they refused to see her because of– she had a bill and stuff from being there before. So she went to another local hospital, and they’d seen her and stopped her labor and told her to come back in two days. Well, before she got back within those two days, her baby died.”

Hillary grimaced.

“So they life-flighted her to a hospital in Columbus, and within 15 days, she died,” Holman added. “And they come to find out that they’d misdiagnosed what the problem was. And it was a smaller hospital and didn’t have the needs to take care of what she needed at that time. But– her family and them think that if she’d had good insurance and stuff and was taken care of at the first hospital, of course, that had the medical needs to take care of her, that her and her baby would, you know, of course, they’d still be here. That’s just, you know, I think that the health insurance thing really needs to be addressed and for people, you know, who work for minimum wage and different things.”
After the story, Hilary said, “Well, you know, I hear so many stories like that. People without insurance are more likely to die than people with insurance.”

1)  How many $100 upfronts did this here uh young woman have to give the hospital?

2)  Which hospital ‘terminated her labor’?

3)  How did she get pregnant twice with the same $100 that she didn’t have?

4)  Are you a complete idiot?


~ by chrismcdevitt on April 7, 2008.

2 Responses to “Are You Kidding Me?”

  1. 1) 5
    2) one run by jews
    3) the same way she got pregnant the previous times: kissing boys with tounge
    4) at times

  2. she lies because she feels she is inadequate and her career has been one of Bill’s satellite. She has many of the features of a sociopath and they contribute to her need to appear grander than she is.

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