Do Waiters Wear Argyle?

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A picture taken at my office’s “Holiday Party” last night.  The 50/50 lady foisted her choclatini off on me while she struggled to make change.  I did not buy any 50/50 tickets.  She could not understand why.  Below are two conversations on the subject that occured.

“You wanna buy some 50/50s?”

“No I would not.”

“Why not?”

“Because I don’t want them.”

“They’re only three dollars.”

“I don’t care how much they are, I do not want them.”

“Whatever.”

TWO MINUTES LATER.

“You wanna buy some 50/50s?”

“Actually, I’m holding out for 60/40.”

“Well, that’s not going to happen.”

“Too bad, it’s my final offer.”

Needless to say I did not enter the 50/50 drawing, nor did I win the ‘fishbowl’ drawing of various prizes.  I contest whether or not my name was even in the bowl.  Nobody listens.

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~ by chrismcdevitt on January 11, 2008.

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