Food Fight Turns Ugly

 Submitted by Yeti, via halfninjablog [at] gmail [dot] com

Believe it or not, the man pictured to the left of what you’re reading right now, was arrested for stabbing another man in the neck during a food fight.  Stabbing him not with a knife but a pork chop bone.  Now, I’m no prude, I’ve been in my share of food fights, both in college and in video games about college (moreso the latter than the former), and usually they’re about good natured tossing of pasta, ice cream, whipped and/or mashed potatoes, and anything else that will fly in a reasonably messy and straight manner.

Pork chop bones, not so much.  The skills it must take to turn lunch into a Shiv during the middle of a food fight.  I salute you, Tony Willis.  Honestly.  I think the reporter must be mistaken to use the word food fight to describe the altercation that occured behind an Ardmore area business.  Perhaps, the reporter was being flip.  Unless of course the definition of food fight in Oklahoma is the tossing one food item between two or more indigent homeless and watching them battle for supremacy.

~ by chrismcdevitt on January 3, 2008.

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