Jamie Lynn Spears Knocked Up


Could everyone get unsurprised about this, right about now?  Thanks.  I don’t see what the big fucking deal is.  Sure she’s unwed, underage and pregnant.  But she’s also RICH.  There are plenty of sixteen year old girls out there on their SECOND Child who are broke as FUCK.  Perhaps this was Jamie Lynn’s pre-emptive measure to avoid having her mother shove her down the same career path that seems to have ultimately stripped her sister of her sanity.

Big deal if she’s 16 and pregnant, she’d be hard pressed NOT TO BE A BETTER MOTHER than her sister.  It’s a lot better to have Nickolodeon residual checks coming to the house every month than Crack Johns.

If there’s a shocker in any of this, it’s that she DOESN’T take it up the ass; granted, that’s not a fact, but my powers of deduction are second only to Batman.

~ by chrismcdevitt on December 19, 2007.

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