Things You Probably Don’t Want to Know About Chris McDevitt.

By Jess Keiper 

In the two years dating your half ninja I’ve learned quite a few things about him. Some downright weird, some slightly obsessive compulsive and some plain ol’ disgusting. I’ve compiled a short list for your enjoyment.

1. He is obsessed with anything that involved points, codes or any possible method of getting something free.

2. Even before my coke rewards he saved his bottle tops. All the Pepsi caps are in a fish bowl in his room.

3. He saves the tabs from aluminum cans. He has even enlisted his mother and family members in his quest for tabs. They are all in a plastic bag somewhere in the house.

4. He is convinced that if his car isn’t locked in multiples of three something bad will happen. For example one day I pressed the button four times, then seven times. He was ready to hit me in the face with a pan. I suppose that would be the bad thing that would happen though, henceforth proving his point.

5. On any new electronic device he refuses to take the stickers off. For example, he just yesterday took the clear cover off his laptop. The red stickers where your wrists go are still there, displaying his computer’s make and tech specs.

6. When he farts (which is often) he lifts his right leg as if he was a dog, spraying his territory with some awful form of gas.

7. Sometimes, late at night, he begins to say insane things. For example, a few weeks ago I was asking why we can’t do things I want more often. To which he replied: “You know damn well I put you in the thumbnails in the office and I took you on a green caravan.”

Maybe you were dying to know these things, maybe you weren’t. Guess what? Now you know.

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~ by jesskeiper on August 13, 2007.

4 Responses to “Things You Probably Don’t Want to Know About Chris McDevitt.”

  1. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA…

    “You know damn well I put you in the thumbnails in the office and I took you on a green caravan.”

    ^ What the fuck does that even mean?

  2. hahahahahahahahhahahah

    that’s my ninja!
    great stuff jess

  3. hahahahahaha

    love it!

  4. Jess,
    You are being sucked into the dark side.
    Get out while there is still time

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