Samurai Sword Found At Scene of Slashing

According to NBC10 in Philadelphia,

A 16-year-old boy died Wednesday morning after being stabbed in West Philadelphia Tuesday night, according to police and the victim’s family.

Authorities said the unidentified boy was attacked on Cedar Avenue but they have not arrested anyone in connection to the killing.

Police were still searching for the knife, although detectives said they did find a taser gun and samurai sword near the crime scene. It is unclear if those weapons were related to the teen’s killing.

Copyright 2007 by NBC10.com. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

Hi-ya!  Hmm, I hope the kid didn't work at Circuit City.

I assure you, I, Chris McDevitt, the Halfninja, was nowhere near West Philadelphia last night, and am completely innocent of any accusations you may hear being bandied about on schoolyards in the area.  It wasn’t me.  It’s these little ninjas, running around late at night from broken homes; their mother hasn’t seen the ninja that got them pregnant in like twelve years.  They’re getting themselves into trouble on the streets.  Remember, Friends don’t let friends rob other people with Ninja swords.  It’s just not cool, man.

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~ by chrismcdevitt on July 11, 2007.

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