Disturbing Searches, Pt. 1

I was just cruising around my WordPress Dashboard, checking out the blog stats and culling some unnecessary tags, when I saw the latest summary of Search Terms that are referring people to my blog.  Sometimes you don’t realize how all the random words in various blog entries that as a whole can make for some very scary referrals through Google. 

Goddamn

Can’t people just search Chris McDevitt?  Do they really have to be looking for jailbait and toddler porn to come here?  What the fuck?  Did I spell referral right?  I don’t think I did.  If I did, that word looks weird.  Okay.  Enough of that.

 Look you dudes searching for HOT 3 YEAR OLD GIRL ON GIRL ATM ACTION!!!  Stop looking here at HALFNINJA.COM!  I don’t have any pics of BRITTANY SPEARS with her TOP OFF and a DICK IN HER MOUTH!  I DON’T.

 SO STOP SEARCHING THIS WEBSITE FOR YOUR FABULOUS FUNBAGS and MR. ED SEX TAPES!  There are no XXX Lapdances on this site!

I won’t have it.  Damn you,Google!  DAMN YOU!

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~ by chrismcdevitt on July 6, 2007.

One Response to “Disturbing Searches, Pt. 1”

  1. I might be reading those stats wrong, but the view counts suggest to me that you don’t have enough underage porn on this site.

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