How Racist Are You?

She will be bigger, yes, she will be. 

Many people think that they’re oh-so-modern and completely non-judgmental.  I don’t find that to be the case.  I think Avenue Q put it best with their song, “Everyone’s A Little Bit Racist…”

Everyone’s a little bit racist,
Sometimes.
Doesn’t mean we go
Around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one’s really color blind.
Maybe it’s a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.

Here’s my racism test: 

1.) Would you rather catch your girlfriend cheating on you with a black guy or a German Shepherd (the dog breed not the ethnic profession)?

2.) When you pass two cars on the highway and both have black drivers, do you wonder if they’re going to the same place?

3.)  Do you think they only sell 40 oz.s because their customers can’t count any higher?

4.)  Would you ever cheat off a Spanish kid’s test paper?  What if it were a Spanish test?

That's RACIST!

And finally, the ultimate test of racism.  What do you make of this news story?

N.J. Man Drowns Trying To Retrieve Soccer Ball From River

POSTED: 8:29 am EDT July 2, 2007

UPDATED: 11:00 am EDT July 2, 2007

PATERSON, N.J. — A man who was fishing laughed as he stripped to his underwear to retrieve a soccer ball that had landed in the Passaic River, according to witnesses, but he never came back alive. Tyrone Beach, 26, began struggling and sank below the surface. Relatives and friends watched from the banks of the river as emergency crews recovered Beach’s body nearly two hours later on Sunday. Several of Beach’s fishing buddies told The Herald News of West Paterson the men who owned the soccer ball allegedly had offered $25 to whomever would recover it.

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~ by chrismcdevitt on July 2, 2007.

One Response to “How Racist Are You?”

  1. i totally failed this test. good thing no one listens to your show.

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