My Girlfriend Is On Drugs, Pt. 2

Since people enjoyed the first one so much, I’ve decided to put up the second chat transcript of Jess and her one way conversations with me in the middle of the night while she was high on Percocet recuperating from her Ovarian surgery.  Here it is.

My Girlfriend’: i feel like my foot is three feet long
Message sent at 10:36 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: kee heee heee heeeeee
Message sent at 10:37 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: HEWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Message sent at 10:51 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: III LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Message sent at 10:51 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: HUUUUUUUUUG!
Message sent at 10:51 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: YOOOU AREEE GREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Message sent at 10:51 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: KEE HEEE HEEE HEEEE!
Message sent at 10:51 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: I
Message sent at 10:52 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: AM
Message sent at 10:52 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: A
Message sent at 10:52 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: GODDESS
Message sent at 10:52 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: OF ORGO
Message sent at 10:52 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: BOW TO ME
Message sent at 10:52 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: THATS WHAT I SAY TO OVARIES
Message sent at 10:52 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: KEEEE HEEEE HEEEE
Message sent at 10:52 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: seepy time seepy time everyone love seepy time
Message sent at 11:05 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: seepy time seepy time
Message sent at 11:05 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: twinkle twinkle little star
Message sent at 11:05 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: how i wonder what you are
Message sent at 11:05 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: up above the cloud so high
Message sent at 11:05 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: like a diamond in the sky
Message sent at 11:06 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: spaking of a diamond
Message sent at 11:06 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: when do i get my big one
Message sent at 11:06 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: up above the cloud so high
Message sent at 11:06 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: like a diamond in the sky
Message sent at 11:06 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: twinkle twinkle little sky
Message sent at 11:06 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: how i wonder what you are
Message sent at 11:06 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: i knizow you are simply
Message sent at 11:06 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: a ball of burning gas
Message sent at 11:06 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: but i will sing the song
Message sent at 11:06 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: which wonders what you are!
Message sent at 11:06 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: twinklle twinkle = same tune as abc’s
Message sent at 11:06 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: sing it with me
Message sent at 11:07 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: abcdefghijklmnouhm….
Message sent at 11:07 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: okay you jsut sing
Message sent at 11:07 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: i sing something else
Message sent at 11:07 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: mary had a little lamb
Message sent at 11:07 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: little lamb
Message sent at 11:07 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: little lamb
Message sent at 11:07 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: mary had a little lamb
Message sent at 11:07 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: fleece was white as snow
Message sent at 11:07 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: oooh its lmnopqrstuvwxy and Z
Message sent at 11:08 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: im smasrt
Message sent at 11:08 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: im not stupid like everyone thinks
Message sent at 11:08 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: imsmart and i demand respect!
Message sent at 11:08 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: kee hee hee
Message sent at 11:08 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: my feeoot is long
Message sent at 11:08 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: urs be stinky
Message sent at 11:10 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: mine be touching the ceiling!!
Message sent at 11:10 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: keee heee heeeee
Message sent at 11:10 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: twinkle twinle
Message sent at 11:10 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: ooo this little piggy went..
Message sent at 11:10 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: uhmmm
Message sent at 11:10 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: gee
Message sent at 11:10 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: you go find my piggy
Message sent at 11:10 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: i losted my piggy
Message sent at 11:10 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: wheres my piggy
Message sent at 11:12 PM on 03/11/07

‘My Girlfriend’: i want my piggy
Message sent at 11:12 PM on 03/11/07

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~ by chrismcdevitt on June 27, 2007.

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