My Girlfriend’s On Drugs…

I just dug this up out of my archive of potential ‘radio bits’.  We tried it, but it was wholly uninteresting.  Personally, I think it plays better in text anyway.  I hope you enjoy it. This was an instant messenger conversation, well a one-way conversation that my girlfriend had with me back in March while she was high on Percocet.  Apparently, it’s a helluva drug.  Don’t worry she had a prescription for it.

‘My Girlfriend’: i think i’m high
Message sent at 03:02 AM on 03/09/07

My Girlfriend’: heee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Message sent at 03:03 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: percocet percocet
Message sent at 03:03 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: teeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Message sent at 03:03 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: knock knock
Message sent at 03:03 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: who’s there
Message sent at 03:03 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: BOO
Message sent at 03:03 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: BOO who
Message sent at 03:03 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: don’t cry its only me
Message sent at 03:03 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
Message sent at 03:03 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: POKE POKE POKE POKE
Message sent at 03:07 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: wake up wake up wake up
Message sent at 03:07 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: dammit wake up
Message sent at 03:07 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: i want a brownie
Message sent at 03:07 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: brownies are good
Message sent at 03:07 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: bring me a brownie
Message sent at 03:07 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: or an oreo milkshake
Message sent at 03:07 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: or….
Message sent at 03:07 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: a warm brownie!
Message sent at 03:07 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: with milk!
Message sent at 03:07 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: or an oreo milkshake
Message sent at 03:08 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: or choclate pbpie
Message sent at 03:08 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: or choclate chip cookees
Message sent at 03:08 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: or a warm brownie
Message sent at 03:08 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: wake up! come back!
Message sent at 03:08 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: where are you! i’m TALKING TO YOU!
Message sent at 03:08 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: where is the brownie
Message sent at 03:08 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: i’ll go find my own brownie
Message sent at 03:08 AM on 03/09/07

My Girlfriend’: i can’t find any browniesssss
Message sent at 03:18 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: my eyes are closing
Message sent at 03:18 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: i’ll deal with the lack of brownie in the morning mister! don’t think you’re off the hook!
Message sent at 03:19 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: not brining me my brownie
Message sent at 03:19 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: or cookies
Message sent at 03:19 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: OR milk!
Message sent at 03:19 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: PUH
Message sent at 03:19 AM on 03/09/07

‘My Girlfriend’: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Message sent at 03:19 AM on 03/09/07
 


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~ by chrismcdevitt on June 22, 2007.

3 Responses to “My Girlfriend’s On Drugs…”

  1. Wow. I was high.

  2. lol thats hilarious

  3. So…did she get her brownie?
    I don’t like chocolate.
    I like blondies.
    Bring me a blondie, ok?

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