Whew: The Chris McDevitt Show, 6/11 Episode

So Constipated.  You have no idea how hard it is to do a two hour radio show when all you want to do is take a long hot squeej.

Well, the 6/11 episode is finally in the can, and so am I.  Seriously, 3 hour mandatory constipation is no way to go through life.  Granted, I think the “Chris McDevitt Show” people have gotten a little spoiled now that we actually have a working bathroom inside the station (we used to have to piss in the alley); but all that aside, how hard is it for our slumlord to keep toilet paper in the men’s room.  It’s not as essential as its presence in the ladies room but when a man’s gotta go, a man’s gotta go.  If he doesn’t he ends up making this face:

Chuck SHAKER ANGRY! 

Just kidding, that’s Chuck “Shaker” Czasar, and I don’t think he really had to go the bathroom.  If he did he would have.  There might be some question as to whether bears shit in the woods, but trust me Chuck DOES.  And when he does he wipes his ass with a fluffy white Breslin.

Notice the stains.

It was just the three of us tonight, doing our little internet radio show and podcast on HearNewBrunswick.com; Bit of a slow-burn tonight as we spent the first half hour talking about this here blog, followed by an hour’s worth of Sopranos talk and chased with awkward updates on our personal lives.  Chuck’s been dating an 18-year-old and Pat got to third base with a girl he met on myspace; out of the three of us, I am Ron Jeremy to their Goofus and Gallant.  Still, it wasn’t all bad, Pat Breslin did the ultimate friend thing and handed me 1 Sprite cap worth 3 points on MyCokeRewards.com.

Friend THING!

We here at the Chris McDevitt show take every cap offered with the same amount of sincerity and pomp as one of those GIANT CARDBOARD CHECKS at a charity golf tournament.  Pat had a funny story to go along with him obtaining the cap, but to hear that story, you’ll just have to download the podcast. Listen when it becomes available, HERE.

Current Coke Rewards Points COUNT:  878.  14.04% of the way to the Wii.

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~ by chrismcdevitt on June 11, 2007.

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