Johnson unable to perform

I didn’t think they could do it again.  I didn’t think a news item on a fantasy football website could make me laugh harder than “johnson bruised” but

Fanball.com did.  They know what they’re doing.  They must.  They want us to giggle girlishly to ourselves in our cubicles as we line up our little ‘fantasy’ gridiron soldiers opposite one another and battle for a fictional “ring”.

Here’s the scoop:

 

Lions: Johnson unable to perform

09/26/07 07:50 PM
THE NEWS
Lions wideout Calvin Johnson was unable participate in practice Wednesday because of bruised lower back he suffered in Week 3, according to the team’s website.
Our View
Johnson is being called day-to-day and may be a game-time decision Sunday if he doesn’t get a full practice in before then.

~ by chrismcdevitt on September 27, 2007.